i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
In America we eat man semen.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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