i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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