I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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