from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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