Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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