Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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