dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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