I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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