it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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