He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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