Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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