He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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