so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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