sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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