like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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