I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
where are you?
Hypothermia
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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