shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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