omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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