I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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