Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i barfeds in our rink
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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