My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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