It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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