Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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