There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Dear god my vagina.
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