i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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