one two three fourrrrnication!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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