He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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