I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i've created a new STD.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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