do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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