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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
