question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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