We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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