dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina