I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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