The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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