let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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