found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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