So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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