covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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