I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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