Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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