My balls are so social today.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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