Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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