About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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