marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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