Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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