Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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