The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
