um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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