i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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