No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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