They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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