yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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